About This Site!
Hi! The name is Madeleine and I'm usually pretty good with crafts and everything, well, except Pinterest crafts. I mean who ACTUALLY can successfully make a Pinterest craft? Nobody, unless you're like a cyborg pinterest-craft alien thing. Yes, I can start and finish a craft but they always end up looking like this....
Instead of this. I mean, you can't have it all. It either looks like something that came out of the wrong end of goat or works as well as Internet Explorer. You're probably wondering
"How the hell does a craft have a purpose?"
and I'm like
"Damn, you're mean."
I'm also like... a purpose of a craft is to be fun, and what's fun about spending hours at a table crying because you can't get a googly eye to stick to a piece of cardboard. Nothing! So why would we want to spend hours on something that looks like pooh. Now you're probably saying
"Damn."
YEAH! I just read your mind... no? Ok.
Now be off my loyal minions for I have ran out of thy stuff to speak about..... so, go explore the wondrous world of thy website!
"How the hell does a craft have a purpose?"
and I'm like
"Damn, you're mean."
I'm also like... a purpose of a craft is to be fun, and what's fun about spending hours at a table crying because you can't get a googly eye to stick to a piece of cardboard. Nothing! So why would we want to spend hours on something that looks like pooh. Now you're probably saying
"Damn."
YEAH! I just read your mind... no? Ok.
Now be off my loyal minions for I have ran out of thy stuff to speak about..... so, go explore the wondrous world of thy website!